Blog Stalking/DON'T READ IF EASILY DISGUSTED

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So, my new favorite habit (as opposed to writing papers that are already past due) is blog stalking or "stogging." Tehehe. I love portmanteaux. Anywho, so while reading my good friend SheWasNiceToMice's blog, I looked down her sidebar and clicked on a random friend. I read the most recent blog posting of said friend's blog, and decided it might be informative to read the oldest posting of said friend. This is what I did, and THIS is what I came across. I guess I have to give this blogger credit for a colorful posting!

I've been stricken for the last 5 days with a stomach virus that I contracted from my friend Dede (pronounced Day-Day). I call it Dederrhea. And if you'd like to know more about it, read the rest of this paragraph; otherwise, I suggest you seek the shelter of a more prudish blog. It's basically made me pee out of my butt... only less like peeing and more like a giant tsunami--large enough to destroy Asia five times over. Sometimes I've had to flush in the middle of Dederrhea attack. That's how bad it is. Gross, huh? Well, it's almost over, I hope. Although the last time I thought it was almost over, it just got worse. Whether or not it's over, I've somehow now been given the World's Worst Sinus Cold. I've never produced so much mucus. It's like all the Dederrhea I was pooping out has reversed gravity and turned into snot. My body's a wonderland.

Pretty good, no? I could imagine the scene perfectly. I should invite this guy to my writing workshop.

Cutest Thing on Earth

Speaking of how much I love crazy Europe, I just had to post this video. I have, no doubt, forced most of you to watch this video before. Well watch it again.

The song is called "Twee Vaders" and is dutch for "Two Fathers." I'll let you figure out what it's about.

This video make me want to cry/squeal/sing. Am I crazy for having a bit of a teeny-bopper crush on this boy? Oh dear. When he grows up he's going to woo all the ladies/men. He makes my heart flutter. Here it is.

Tehehehehe. I love Europe.

I'm not going to say much about this except that:
A) This is sort of like a Europe-wide American Idol, but a little different.

AND

B) The word on the internets is that this guy is going to win.

Enjoy.

The Republicans are Imploding. For Real.

Just check out our fellow blogger, Erick, at redstate.com:

The House Republican Leadership just does not get it and they will not take us seriously until we flex our muscle against them. We must fight the House GOP and we must fight today.

Today, I declare war on the Republican Leadership of the United States House of Representatives. We must scalp one member. That member's name is Ken Calvert.

That's right kiddies. Them's fightin' words, and straight out of the mouth of a Republican! Why has the Republican Civil War erupted? Surprise. It's not because of Bush.

Well, a little back story. See, one Republican dirt bag by the name of Rep. John Doolittle of Cal-i-forn-i-a had to leave his spot on the House Appropriations Committee because his house got raided by the FBI. Yep. That's right. So what do the Republicans do? THEY PUT ANOTHER SCUMBAG WITH BAD ETHICS IN HIS SPOT. Ahahahahahahahahahaha! It's kind of like Christmas, no?

As I realize I have been up all night...

...I'm pondering the possibility of what will happen if I don't finish this DAMN research paper. Do I have enough credits to graduate if I fail? Sheesh. It's hard to be this close... somebody serve me a glass of "whine." Thanks.

Do you want to play "Navy Seal?"

These are the words I heard two 8ish-year-old boys utter on my way home from work. Now, I tried to imagine what this game might consist of. The first thing that sprang to my head, was that these kids were going to go grab their daddies' guns and start swinging them around like crazy. I figured that was a little extreme. So then I imagined that they each had a wet suit hanging in his respective closet. I really hoped I might come back down the street seeing the boys in full gear including snorkel and goggles. Then it occurred to me, what if these boys are referring to actual SEALS? LIKE THE ANIMALS? When they said "Navy seal," maybe they meant they were going to pretend to be one of the U.S. military's Marine Mammals used to fight terrorism! Such patriotic little boys.

P.S. I'm not going to Hong Kong. It looks like it might be Shanghai, Japan, or Korea. Wish me luck!

Who's got the cash?

In earlier posts, moplumsy and I have discussed the possibility of buying one's own micronation. Now if you don't have the billion to buy Sealand, why not consider Sibley? Sure, it's not your own country, but a town ain't so bad. Plus, this one will only cost you between 300 and 500 grand.